American restaurant portions. Jesus.

Ebola Czar! Ebola Czar! Ebola Czar! Ebola Czar! Ebola Czar! Ebola Czar! Ebola Czar! Ebola Czar! Ebola Czar! Ebola Czar! Ebola Czar!

People who say they’re taking a break from social media never do it. The ones who leave just get quiet.

My cake hole burns at both ends / it will not last the night

butt dingos @butt_things

I am developing an unhealthy dependent relationship with @butt_things

NOT ALL SCHULZ CHARACTERS

It’s a Two Hour Webinar, Charlie Brown!

You’re a Big Fat Bug, Chsrlie Brown! #kafka h/t Henry Beard

(Reblogged from altruisticpervert)