American restaurant portions. Jesus.
Ebola Czar! Ebola Czar! Ebola Czar! Ebola Czar! Ebola Czar! Ebola Czar! Ebola Czar! Ebola Czar! Ebola Czar! Ebola Czar! Ebola Czar!
People who say they’re taking a break from social media never do it. The ones who leave just get quiet.
My cake hole burns at both ends / it will not last the night
butt dingos @butt_things
I am developing an unhealthy dependent relationship with @butt_things
NOT ALL SCHULZ CHARACTERS
It’s a Two Hour Webinar, Charlie Brown!
You’re a Big Fat Bug, Chsrlie Brown! #kafka h/t Henry Beard
